Nounjokes
Adjectivejokes (comparative more jokes, superlative most jokes) Positive jokes Comparative more jokes Superlative most jokes
From Wiktionary under the GNU Free Documentation License. A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. The word joke can also be used as a slang term for a person or thing which is not taken seriously by others in general. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken one in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl). Jokes are typically for the entertainment of friends and onlookers. The desired response is generally laughter; when this does not happen the joke is said to have "fallen flat". From Wikipedia under the
GNU Free Documentation License What are good jokes to make at a fashion style show? Q. My bank is hosting a "Style Show" to display proper dress code. I will be commenting on the wardrobe, make silly remarks at times. What are some things I can say for the approved wardrobe, and what are some jokes I can make at the unapproved wardrobe with out offending anyone, but making it a fun experience. Any ideas what music we should have playing on the background? Simplest way to make a fast, inexpensive runway? Asked by streetboi1208 - Tue Jun 2 13:58:45 2009 - - 3 Answers - 0 Comments A. I just googled "jokes at a fashion show" and there were a few sites but they weren't that funny. Maybe you can google it too and get some ideas from those to fit what you need in your show. Maybe some workout music like you see/hear on aerobics shows. For the runway, get some carpet runners and line them up back to back. Try the google and other search engines for some jokes. Answered by Debbie H - Tue Jun 2 16:32:04 2009 What are some good jokes for a comedy comic? Q. I'm making a comic about a bittorent tracker user having cops on his tail xD. Its supposed to be funny and the part 1 was (I posted it in my tracker forum and everyone liked it) But I have no ideas for part two. Any good jokes or funny situations/events? Asked by whatevaUsay - Wed Aug 19 10:58:58 2009 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments A. Person one: Alright bring it! Person two: Oh I already brought it, put it together and inserted the AA batteries bitch. Person one: ... f*** Answered by unknown - Wed Aug 19 12:17:04 2009 Why do you think People Are Offended By Racist Jokes But Not Offended By Sexist Jokes?
Q. Most people are offended by racist jokes but not offended by sexist jokes. Why? If the answer is let's not be PC, well then we shouldn't be PC about race, racist, jewish, anti-semitic jokes as well. Why do we criticize Limbaugh and ann coultor for racist jokes and commentary when we don't critcize those who are fond of making sexist commentary. Aren't Limbaugh and Coultor entitled to freedom of speech. Asked by YA - Fri Jan 16 05:18:46 2009 - - 10 Answers - 1 Comments A. Because most women don't throw fits about sexist jokes! The racist jokes people throw fits about and scream racist whether it be about them or not. It's like everyone has to walk on eggshells. Answered by bluenaketat - Fri Jan 16 07:09:08 2009 From Yahoo Answer Search: "jokes" Comedy has a popular meaning (stand-up, along with any discourse generally intended to amuse), which differs from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in Ancient Greece. The theatrical genre can be simply described as a dramatic performance pitting two societies against each other in an amusing agon or conflict. Comedy contains variations on the elements of surprise, incongruity, conflict, repetitiveness, and the effect of opposite expectations, and there are many recognized genres. Sourced
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